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Mask or Menace | MODERATORS ([personal profile] maskormods) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2016-05-21 09:26 am

MAY 2016 SWEARING-IN

WHO: Participating imPorts!
WHERE: THE SHUDDER and THE EVENING STAR, Covington, Virginia.
WHEN: May 21st, 2016 - May 22nd, 2016
WHAT: The OTO branch of DARPA has created imPocreats for imPort engagement and local enjoyment! Come and play, if you want to be the very best -- like no one ever was!
WARNINGS: Please contact the mods if this needs to be updated.

GREETINGS, IMPORTS! And welcome to the Swearing-In Ceremony of May 2016! If you choose to partake in the ceremony, you are in for a treat: prepare for trouble, and make it double! You will be testing DARPA’s brand new holographic-and-cyborg technology called imPocreats. Yes, “imPocreat”, as in Impossible Creations. While the physical body of imPocreats are made of synthesized organic material and robotics, the “attacks” that these inventions have are purely theoretical. That’s where the holographic tech comes into play, for entertainment purposes only! Every imPocreat is programmed to deliver a hit or take a hit, though the impact of attacks may vary depending on environmental or random influences.

Each participating imPort who is physically at this Swearing-In will be given an imPocreat of their own choosing. They are listed below. All imPocreats are products of DARPA’s Otherworldly Technologies Organization (OTO).

The actual Swearing-In will take place in the six mile long, four mile wide mega biome dome called The Shudder, located in Covington, Virginia. Within The Shudder are man-made terrains designed to provide a challenging atmosphere for participating imPorts as they battle with their imPocreats.

There will not be a singular champion of this Swearing-In. In fact, there may be none at all, or there may be dozens. Anyone who has won two imPocreat battles will be considered a champion of The Shudder. Players may plot with each other to determine battle outcomes -- Mods will NOT determine battle outcomes.

All imPorts will be housed in a country Bed & Breakfast called Evening Star for the weekend, unless they pursue other arrangements.

Any champion may keep their imPocreat -- but remember, the holographic attacks are not REAL. They will not induce actual damage on non-imPocreats. And if you're an imPort who isn't COMPETING with an imPocreat, but you're just along for the ride (or maybe you want to play with an imPocreat for a weekend, if you're that lonely/curious) you're also invited to come along, but you are excluded from being able to keep your imPocreat past the event. It is legally understood that any personal damage incurred upon competitors and in-dome onlooker imPorts comes at their own risk.

Remember that this entire event will be televised for an American audience. All of it, unfiltered. Cameras will be in the air, in the ground, in the water. Your personal drama may very well be displayed in High Definition. Any participating imPort will need to sign a waiver consenting to the cameras. This can be an opportunity for your countrymen to learn what kind of imPort you truly are.
iamtetsuo: (shitty little brother mode)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-23 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...not really...
rassera: (Wooow)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-23 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...


It was soy milk. For people who can't drink cow milk.


[Or if you just want soy milk.]
iamtetsuo: (I don't have to like it)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-23 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
...?

[Tetsuo straightens up, staring at Kaneda with his best 'are you fucking with me right now' look]
rassera: (Bike | Don't talk me out of it)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-23 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
.......What?

[He's blowing on his coffee to cool it down, but he can see that look in his brother's eye.]


You wanna check the carton when we get home?
iamtetsuo: (I don't have to like it)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-23 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tetsuo does not move at all.]

Yes.
rassera: (Default)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-24 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Suit yourself. It'll say soymilk on it, though.


Cause I bought it.
iamtetsuo: (Mutter grumble)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-24 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I will. Not that it'll be any help right now.
rassera: (Goggles)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-24 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...


Ah!

[He turns quickly to his Dragprawn, setting his coffee on top of it's back while he starts trying to dig into one of his pockets. C'mon...he knows he didn't--where IS it.


His face loosens up once he finds apparently what he's looking for, pulling out a little airplane-snack sized bag of gummies.

Strawberry flavour.]


Here.


That'll hold you til we find a vending machine, yeah?
iamtetsuo: (Okay but)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-24 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[As Kaneda searches, Tetsuo downs the rest of the apple juice, setting the cup down and quickly forgetting about it. He's already leaning back to sprawl even more across his Blickablake when Kaneda holds up something else. Curious, he doesn't bother sitting back up, gently tugging at it with his power to pull it to his hand. At least he didn't yank it quickly this time; if Kaneda doesn't want to let it go, he'll force himself to sit up after a minute and take it by hand.

Either way, he'll inspect it.]


Hangon. This is strawberry.

["What's the catch".]
rassera: (Ridiculously happy)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-24 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
AH! So you CAN read!!!


[He smiles, leaning his side into Tetsuo playfully.]
iamtetsuo: icon by rc (Hunh?!)

1/2

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-24 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Eh-- wait! No-

...
iamtetsuo: (what am I looking at)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-24 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[His other hand shoots out to catch hold of Kaneda's shirt, dragging him just close enough to keep anyone from possibly overhearing.]

Don't. Tell. Anyone.
rassera: (You want me to what)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-24 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Wait...really?


[Genuine surprise takes over, letting Tetsuo grab him with the resistance of a rag doll.]


I still can't....[His eyes follow Tetsuo's, wondering would even care enough to listen in.]
iamtetsuo: (..?)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-24 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Shh! Only some, but - it's been getting worse lately.

["Worse", as if English is some infectious disease. This is a deep, dark secret, Kaneda!! Nevermind that it's entirely his own fault and a result of his own increasing lack of boundaries towards others.]
rassera: (Oh no you're adorable!!!)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-24 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Tetsuo, you're not dying!!

[That might've been louder than Tetsuo wanted, but honestly...]

You've really been studying too? Lucckkyyy [That word might've been in English. An attempt, at least.] It's super hard....
iamtetsuo: (What was that?)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-24 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up!

[To the volume? or to his words? Who knows.]

Like I'd study it! It just happens, okay??
rassera: (Wooow)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-24 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey...you know I'm actually learning it, right?


As bullshit as it is...
iamtetsuo: (pouting intensifies)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-24 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. So what?

[Apparently, he hasn't made the connection; that's just filed under 'more weird American shit Kaneda does' in his mind and summarily dismissed as something to not think about too hard.]
rassera: (TETSUO??)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-26 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...


So it's the same thing!
iamtetsuo: (I don't have to like it)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-27 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not! You WANT to know it, that's different!
rassera: (Wooow)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-05-28 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a disease, you know.


I mean, it sounds like one....
iamtetsuo: (pouting intensifies)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-05-30 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
[In a show of blatant maturity, Tetsuo just pouts at him in lieu of any good reply. Because, well, shut your face.]

Might's well be.